Country Dictionary

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Giraffe

A large mammal that has a long neck with spots. They often make noises that consist of "maaaahhhh" or sometimes a more excited "mah-mah-mah-mah-maaahhh"

Did you see that giraffe it said "Maaahh"

by Scotch YB July 03, 2010

Giraffe

The sexual act of sticking one's entire head and neck into a woman's vagina

Jack: Yeah, I giraffed my girlfriend last night. It was great.
Andy: How could you even breath in there?

by Green Tea Facial Moisturizer October 03, 2011

Giraffe

A blunt that has been laced with some type of syrup, usually liquid hydrocodone. Since small drops of the syrup usually bleed through to the outside of the shell, the blunt becomes spotty, resembling the neck of a giraffe.

Timmy: Yo dog, spark that giraffe!
Mickey: We 'bout to get lifteeddddd!

by the_blunt_burner December 13, 2010

Giraffe

To exaggerate someones height.

Wow, Taylor Swift? She's so giraffe.

by drmeow October 16, 2011

Giraffe

A codeword meaning the person was linked to something from the website Imgur.

"Giraffe."
"why are we saying giraffe?"
"we are from imgur but secretly don't want you to know."

by Ruinseverything February 03, 2013

Giraffe

A tall awkard animal that eats and poops.

"Damnnn stop being a giraffe"

by Pielover69 February 27, 2013

Giraffe

A sadistic piece of shit that beats it's opponents with it's long-ass neck....

Don't be such a fucking giraffe, jacob...

by Giraffe_man September 20, 2017