Country Dictionary

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Glove

Something that will protect you when you are typoing and ur fingers are cold

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by Poopy Pooperson May 03, 2005

the glove

Defn: Another name for the game plan for a night. The plans for any situation. Derived from the nickname of longtime NBA player, Gary Payton, whose nickname is the Glove, and whose initials are GP. GP = Game Plan or Gary Payton = The Glove.

roommate 1: Hey man, what's the glove for tonight? roommate 2: Let's drink some beers, watch American Gladiators, then go to the bar.

by Kelly, Brian February 11, 2008

Glove

The most awesome of awesome, the pure essence of awesome it's self. If this is you, you are The Don.

Glove, that was awesome.

by Mordecai Jhons March 19, 2008

Gloved

To be raped, and murdered never to be seen again .

I gloved the shit out of her

gloves are off

If the gloves are off, you start fighting or competing hard in order to achieve something.

Up until now the game has been quite friendly, but now the gloves are off!

by orsoi October 15, 2013

latex glove

What your doctor puts on before fondling your balls.

*latex glove snap* I'm going to need you to turn your head and cough for me.

by M. Bill Ferguson December 23, 2008

glove lunch

Glove lunch, known in the lesbian community as a date between two women, both or one of whom is not yet out of the closet. Originating from and made popular by Kate Mckinnon in the Independent Spirit Awards' Carol parody sketch

"Look around, there are a lot of clandestine glove lunches happening here"

by Harold, they're lesbians March 25, 2017