A fork of Rural Dictionary
adj. used to describe something awesome, crazy, and/or cool.
"That's gobbles!" "It's the gobbles."
A fat, filthy co-worker who is as worthless as the handicapped turkey on South Park.
Frank: Hey, this user needs help with their laptop. Gobbles: I can't. I have to get a chicken bone out of my beard. Frank: You useless Gobbles!
A gobble is a group of people that you do not like so you want to call each person a chode or chodette but, it's to hard to call all of them that so you j call the group a gobble.
Kim lee: that group of people of there are so annoying. Dominic: I know I hate them Kim lee: they're all chodes Dominic: it's a gobble
When a turkey gobbles (eats) another turkey whilst making the turkey noise “gobble”
Turkey 1: gobble Turkey 2: gobble Human: that is not natural
gobble gobble 3000 means awesome head
peyton gave me the gobble gobble 3000 last night
Jerk walks around with his old ass gobble gobble neck thinking he's God's gift to woman.