A fork of Rural Dictionary
The area between your arsehole and your bollocks. The gooch is a grey area when it comes to one’s sexuality.
In bro culture getting your balls licked is certainly considered straight, Getting your arsehole licked might be considered gay. But The golden gooch is a grey area which leaves mixed emotions.
Guy 1: Bro has a girl ever licked your arsehole?
Guy 2: no way bro thats gay as fuck
Guy 1: what about if she licks your gooch?
Guy 2: nah that’s still gay as fuck bro
Guy 3 replying to guy 2 : you tripping bro my wife licks my gooch all the time
According to Johnny Knoxville, the area between a mans balls and his asshole. Equivilent to the "chin rest" on a woman
She licked my gooch on the way to tossing my salad
When in competition being defeated without scoring. To be Shutout.
Don't even step to Me Aaron, last time we played you got gooched.
Damn Skaz beat you 48-0? You got straight gooched!