A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Term used to describe the male genitals, When a man has a abnormally large tip, and a very short shaft with gigantic balls, that resemble a goomba.
(Adjective) "Man Chase has a small goomba going on. All head, no shaft and massive balls"
When you put the tip of your dick in your girls ass and when you pull it back out it shit is all over the tip of your dick
My girl gave me a Goomba last night
Those little Mario enemies that you can kill by jumping on or many other things.
Just the fucking worst. A goomba is truly the dumbest, lamest, fucker you will ever meet. Completely worthless. The word can be used in a variety of ways: Goomba maybe be used as a racial slur against the jews as well. Thank the lord because we can never have enough of those.
Look at those goombas over there, they are stealing from the temple!
A small, brown, mushroom like creature that resides only in the Mushroom Kingdom. Most are minions of Bowser but some have become renigade goombas (as seen in paper mario) they are underrated and should rise up and star in there own video game and destroy bowser once and for all. They only die when a fatass jumps on there head or if there set ablaze by a crazy pyro mother fucker
Mario: Oh look Luigi a goomba. Luigi: Lets kill it Mario! Mario and Luigi jump on goomba and kill it