A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used by dotcom shoppers to see how things are going, especially when things start to turn to shit.
The required response is usually exactly the same as the question but at an elevated volume.
Hello (insert name) ows it gorn?
Wherever you walk here it is hunks of buildings standing up without roofs or sides, and people living in them. Except the Ghetto, where it is just a great plain of bricks, with twisted beds, and bath tubs and sofas, pictures in frames, trunks, millions of things sticking out among the bricks. I can't understand how it could have been done...It is something so vicious I can't believe it.
— John Vachon, on Warsaw, 1946. Quoted in Savage Continent by Keith Lowe.
Keep in mind that telling whether a work is using Scenery Gorn and Scenery Porn can sometimes be confusing. Especially in settings where the abandoned ruins have long since been reclaimed by the forces of nature.
(noun)
Academic material concerning climate change and/or global warming that is read or watched in place of pornography to become aroused.
Susy and I decided to spice up our sex life with a little Al Gorn.
Jeff is such a hipster... I bet all he watches to get off is Al Gorn.
the word gorning is a the combination of the words 'good morning'. it can used as a greeting.
"gorning, Lucy"
"gorning Jeff!"
"Gorning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged period of retaining ones feces, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his prostate. Since a gorning state can only be achieved after holding in feces for an extended period, the man's prostate will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps forcefully retaining, and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gorning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gorning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gorned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "gorn", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.
Gorning is NOT a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case). It is an ever evolving state of supreme consciousness.
"My bitch wife ruined my gorning streak"
"Ive gorned before."
"I love to Gorn"
where you simultaneously make a gore & porn video with someone, origins stem from abstract reptillain sex
"omg did u see see the latest video in gornhub??? they gorned sooo hard it was crazy"
"dudeee it was sooo good i need a partner to do that crap with"
"Gorn" is a portmanteau of gay porn, and is referred to as a hobby in which one participates in watching gay porn but they call it Gorn with no context.
me: I'm gonna gorn!!!
you: what the fuck is gorn
me i'm gorning!!!!