A fork of Rural Dictionary
The trickle of ejaculatory fluid coming from a women’s anus after you’ve spooged inside her rectum.
Damn after bustin up in that baloon knot the bitch had mad grommet vommit
The tunnel, the fanny, ya know, the va-Jay-Jay…
Vinny started fingerbanging Lisa’s gyno grommet hard at the movies last night, they almost got thrown out
Something that Californians say that Jontron can't understand the meaning/A Name of a Cartoon Dog
Groommet this, Grommet that, DUH FUCK DOES GROMMET MEAN?/ Good morning Grommet.
During the winter, you take a fresh shit into your gloves/mittens and then put your dick and balls in it before snow blowing so your goods stay warm. If you’re feeling courageous, take a laxative so it’s like a hot chocolate
Damn, I should have done a Wallace and Grommet before going out in the cold
The metal ring you put around your penis after drinking a copious amount of gallo
Yo Cousin Pat, I’ve never seen you without your Guatemalan Grommet
Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear. Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid. Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.
Hey baby! Are those Q Tips or Apple Grommets stuck in your ears?