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ten Hagen-Rosen

Definition 1: helicopter mom, overprotective mother Definition 2: cunt, bitch, asshole mother, Sarah Palin, brat, whore, idiot

Samantha's mother: My sweet daughter has been so fucking nice to you, NO LONGER! You are asking for it! All hell is going to break loose! I am calling your parents! Barry: Will you shut up, you are being such a ten Hagen-Rosen right now!

by wifflemaster June 26, 2011

Marius von Hagen

I WANT TO BREED HIM TO THE SPEED OF SOUND

marius von hagen: hi miss me: LET ME LAP AT YOUR FAT COCK PLEASE

by mommycumdumpslut April 12, 2022

Marius Von Hagen

i want to breed him to the speed of sound

marius von hagen: hi miss rosa: marius! von! hagen!

by mommycumdumpslut April 12, 2022

marius von hagen

also known as izumi kei or lu jinghe he is the most handsome guy in the otome game, tears of themis hes a very talented painter at the age of 21 (its set in 2030 so uhm) and hes rich. like hella rich he also apparently owns ALMOST everything in stellis so thats lovely he calls u onee-san and hes head over heels in love w rosa (mc)

marius: *makes a teasing joke / gesture* rosa: marius von hagen !!!!!!!!

by Rosé-Marie Dupain December 23, 2021

Chocolate Hot Dog Hagen

The Chocolate Hot Dog Hagen act between two homosexual men, where one male defecate on another guys taint and then proceeds to eat the shit between the guys bunslike a hot dog.

If you ever visit San Francisco or surrounding area, you have to find another male to perform a Chocolate Hot Dog Hagen.

by Kevin Triplioni June 13, 2011

Hagen

A really sweet boy who’s loyalty is unimaginable. His handsomeness will draw you in immediately, his heart will make you stay forever. The bond with a Hagen is as real as it gets. Once you get one, never let him go because he will be the best thing that’s ever happened to you.

I love my Hagen so, so much.

by ILoveYouLongTime333 November 21, 2021

Hagen

A handsome popular boy who always jokes around. A boy with Hagen as a name is very sporty; playing all sports especially basketball. He knows all the classic one-liners and always entertains the class. Hagen also devours everything and makes restaurants run out of food.

Gosh, that handsome boy there in that laughing crowd must be Hagen!

by AwesomeSparky March 21, 2018