A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most sexyest and hottest man ever and will make u nut even in no nut November
Tyler “omg look it is ps1 hagrid ,he is so hot”
Jake “dude ur cuming so hard ,u already made a huge puddle.”
Tyler “oh yeah”
When you have sex with a big old fat black woman doggy style while she has a cheese puff in her ass.
Eating the cheese puff is optional.
I hope no one has ever performed the dirty hagrid, and if you have I hope you didn't eat the cheese puff.
a wizard swear, revolving around the size of Rubeus Hagrid's anal region.
Dude, Nicki Minaj has Hagrid's Arse!
A gathering of tough looking motorcycle riders who travel with pets.
We drove past a gang of Hagrids. They all had tiny dogs in carriers on their motorcycles.
Hagrid bollocks are HUMUNGUS balls that usually a white man will own. This man usually holds ammunition in his Hagrid bollocks to shoot up schools
White man: I just shot up a school with my AK69 and Hagrid Bollocks
Black man: I just robbed a bank
A rather 'hirsuit' lady specifically in the nether regions.
Fuck me, i've never seen anything like it - she had a twat like Hagrid's Beard. I had to get the hedgetrimmers out, her bedroom floor looked like a fucking Barbers Shop after a busy day!
An evil Hagrid imposter that appears in JClayton 1994 YTP and kills everyone.
"I'm Rubeus fuckin' Hagrid, I'm mad and hairy, I'm a cunt, I'm keeper of coke at Hogwarts." -- Mad Hagrid