A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. The deepness of your eyes 2. Your smile 3. How shy/coy you can get 4. When you are changing and you get shy 5. Seeing you in a white t-shirt and shorts 6. Your stubbornness 7. Your financial astuteness 8. How you stick to your word 9. Your values 10. You know that life can be unfair 11. Your intelligence 12. You can bring whatever the situation requires 13. You’re electronic and technology savvy 14. Your kindness 15. How gentle you can be 16. When you "begin" something, how you stick with it 17. Your maturity 18. Your commitment to your work 19. Your sensibility 20. How you "saved" yourself for that one special woman 21. You don't take things for granted 22. You realize that in life things are not "free"; one must work for them/themselves 23. You love movies (even the occasional weekend morning movie!) 24. You trust me with your body when we make love 25. Your awareness of worldly events 26. You have no time for nonsense or deceit 27. How when I come over you always straighten up your room (at least put it under the desk in an organized manner!) 28. That you are in touch with your feelings 29. Your hugs 30. Your kisses 31. How little children are drawn to you 32. You honor your parents 33. Your ability to relate to kids 34. Your kindness when my parents have needed help with things 35. How I can depend on you if a crisis comes up (car towed) 36. Your hot lips! 37. Your big nose! 38. Your faithfulness 39. Your soft, yet strong, hands 40. The fact that I learn new amazing things about you everyday 41. How we can still say or do the exact same thing at the same time 42. Your extreme patience with me even when I push it to the limit sometimes 43. Your booty 44. The gentleness of your hands 45. You have a gift for making people feel at ease with you 46. That you do not swear 47. How you follow the rules 48. That if the sign does not say cross, you wait until it does, even if there are no cars coming 49. That you make me want to be a better person not only for myself, but for you 50. How you try and understand even those extremely tough situations in which you are not familiar 51. How you know me so well 52. You are the very first person whom I was able to hang out with, without being under any influences 53. How we can laugh together 54. How we can cry together 55. You see the divine in people and things 56. How you are able to maturely deal with my flatulence 57. How after almost 3 years you still open the car door for me 58. That you have a good relationship with your family; mom, dad, and sisters 59. You try to always play fair 60. That you are willing to try doing new activities with me 61. When you wear glasses occasionally 62. That you like to learn new things 63. How you can admit when you do not know something and pursue finding the answer 64. When you take my hand in the movie theater 65. How you get easily embarrassed sometimes in public with me 66. How in the morning when we wake up and you grab a piece of gum to be respectful of your mouth gene 67. How you are able to take control of a situation where you are the stronger one 68. That you love doggies 69. How much you’ve taught me about life and myself 70. The fact that you are good at fixing things or putting things together by hand 71. Your zest for life 72. Your love for life 73. The fact that you would make the best father anyone could ever ask for or hope to have 74. The way you talk 75. The way you walk 76. Your vast knowledge about EVERYTHING….well almost! 77. How you sometimes give up things you’ve wanted just for my benefit 78. The fact that you were willing to take a chance on me 79. That you like to take walks in the outdoors 80. People know they can depend on you when you say you will do something 81. Everyday you teach me to appreciate life 82. Your honesty in everything you say 83. You are very supportive of others (me!), when they believe in themselves 84. You are cute when you are mad 85. You are stubborn, yet passionate 86. You are serious, yet can "snap" out of it and be silly with me 87. How you are never able to remember jokes, yet when you do you get excited and always share 88. You smack my booty 89. You are not nosey, just terrible curious 90. You always drive cautiously; err very, very slowly, when I am in the car 91. Your knowledge of ""useless" trivia; it will be useful one day! 92. The way you roll your eyes 93. When I am washing dishes/at the sink, how you sneak up behind and put your arms around me. 94. How you know Spanish pretty well and always like to translate, even when not necessary!! 95. How you are willing to let me have the volume remote! Knowing I cannot hear too well! 96. You don't let people push you around 97. Rather then lead or follow, you walk beside me. 98. How at time, your childlike awe and wonder will show 99. You don't let me forget that you think I am sexy 100. When we stepped out of the Chinese restaurant (Columbia) and we saw a double rainbow we stayed for a while looking at it, sharing it with others and you patiently waited for me to take pictures. I love that you valued that rainbow. 101. Your face lights up when I walk in the room 102. You always try your hardest to hold Rusty down when I come in the front door (I do notice!) 103. You don't worry about looking foolish the first time you try something new. 104. You are so calm, logical and reasonable; as I am much more unpredictable, your personality balances mine perfectly 105. How our bodies fit together soooo perfectly 106. That you care about the environment 107. You always conduct yourself with manners 108. You are a good conversationalist 109. You can let yourself be vulnerable 110. You know right from wrong 111. You vote 112. You will go out of your way for your friends and family This list was so easy to write, but also so hard because I was limited to how much I could write for the site; I have at least a 100 more I could add to the list and I hope it to be open-ended. Happy 3rd Valentine’s Day King Cobra From Sugarboobs XxoO
happy valentine's day from sugarboobs to king cobra
Its the holiday for those fed up, disgusted or just plain tired of Valentines Day. Some people do commit these acts on Valentines Day but we don't suggest it.
Instead of celebrating Valentines Day we will say Happy Violent Crimes Day instead. Someone will act this out for receiving wrong gift, or no gift at all. Especially if said person has no one to share this day with.
The ubiquitous holiday that is being looked forward too, because life is so miserable we need holidays to distract us from that fact.
Singing the song" Happy special bullshit day! Bullshit, special, happy day!!"
On April 15 , we come together and celebrate the day where Lexi turns older !
Lexi slave #1 : Hey guys I heard it’s Happy national Lexi day Lexi slave #2: Isn’t that on April 15? Where we celebrate her birthday? Lexi slave #1: Yeah
When you and your friend's birthday's are five days apart. It is the day that is right in between.
Happy inbetween birthday day!!!!
When your friend kiko turns older and he’s the best friend you can always count on
Hey have you heard it’s happy national Kiko day!!
The best thing to say when someone annoys you very much. Used to applaud one's stupid acts. Most commonly followed by the word, "asshat".
Random Driver 1 cuts off Random Driver 2. Random Driver 2: Thank you very much. Yeah, Happy Fuck You Day, Asshat!!!