A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone or something existing in an extreme form of either grandeur or inferiority, bordering on the level of disbelief
"The 427 cubic inch V8 in that '69 Chevy Comaro is highly spastic" "That there top fuel drag car is highly spastic" "That Martin Bryant is one highly spastic individual"
A man, woman or in some cases an apache helicopter, that is perceived as (sexually) attractive by the majority of peoplekind. Also used ironically to show a douche
*talking about the ugly 1% of the population that has nothing to lose but their virginity: "Definitly no highly requested property amongst them thots."