A fork of Rural Dictionary
Treating your lady to having 3 various bodily parts (usually dick, tongue, and fingers/hand?) inserted inside of her during sex into 3 different orifices at the same time.
mmm I Three Hole Punched my lady friend last night. ;) ya know... your sister.
When a male is urinating and the stream is spraying in multiple directions, usually following ejaculation or sexual intercourse.
There's piss all over the seat and floor! Someone must have had a wicked case of 3-hole punch pee hole paste last night.
This is when you slap your testicles onto or around your sexual partners rectum.
Hey bitch I'm gonna b hole testi punch you.
I took her out to dinner just to get at her furry punch hole
The opening between female's legs; a vagina.
Dylan: Did you have sex with that girl?
Simon: Yeah, I hit her saucy punch hole.
When a cougar eats your ass until you die.
"Hey Bob, did you hear how Johnny died? He got a devils Punch Hole. That lucky bastard."
It’s that game where I chose which 3 holes I'm going to punch you in; you guess which hole I'm going to punch you in 1st!
I work hard, and play hard; real hard. Let’s play 3 Hole Punch!