A fork of Rural Dictionary
HELL
or a better description
a tool teachers use to control their students,and to remind them about school 24 seven,it actually adds to your school hours,aproximately 2-5 hours
depending on how much you slacked off *me its 5* so,pretty much,schoolwork at home,home-work,school-work
and...shit...its hell...blah...O_O
Something you should be doing now.
"I'll do my homework in a hour"
*one hour later
"I'll do my homework in a hour,seriously"
*one hour later
"I'll do my homework in a hour, I really mean it."
*one hour later
"I'll do my homework in a hour"
*one hour later
"FUCK!"
A form of child and teen torture in which they find out they cannot relax after a hard day's work at school, as they have to finish the 3,000 word English essay which is due in for the next day.
Kid *at graduation*: Foul beasts of the world, begone for all eternity! *throws homework book onto bonfire*
Let me tell you why teachers must give homework. They must give homework because in order survive, they have to know that they are causing someone to suffer at all times. If they lose this reassuring bit of knowledge they become very paranoid and cannot sleep. Thus if they don't give homework they cannot cause more suffering the next day due to lack of sleep, and the meaning in their life is lost. Why must they hurt people all the time you ask? because they realize they are failures as people. They wanted to be movie stars and millionaires but then they became a teacher. Because of this they have to hurt others in order to try and fulfill their shallow meaningless existence. bottom line: they have to hurt others at all times because they are angry so they give homework.
(9:00 pm)
Teacher: Oh my God! I forgot to give homework! That means that those students might be doing something fun right now (gasp!) or even worse, THEY COULD BE DOING SOMETHING WORTHWHILE WITH THEIR TIME!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!