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hunch

Hunch is a retard. He is fat, car, homosexual, gay, smelly, hungry, and doesn't like that Montel guy, because that's from Schindler's List.

Hunch is maaaaaad car

by Mark Martel of WZW July 13, 2004

hunched goblin

exact same sexual position as the "piledriver," with the male facing away from the female instead of towards her.

when i was getting it on with karen last night i almost broke her neck during the hunched goblin.

by mick_the_skin September 16, 2009

Hunch-lunch

Sex had during the lunch break.

lets skip the resturant and head to the stockroom for a little hunch-lunch

by Sugar Dick Daddy w Candy Balls February 26, 2011

hunch-over

an extreme hangover in which the smell or sight of alcohol the next day makes you hunch over and throw-up

Person A: gosh joe, are you sick? you just puked everywhere! Joe: Sorry man, i have an extreme hunch-over today. I just smelled that guys beer and I couldn't handle it

by captian morgan vs jack daniels January 04, 2010

nerd hunch

The hunch of the back one gets from leaning over a keyboard playing computer games until 3 in the morning or other nerd-type stuff. usually accompanied by twitching fingers from typing-withdrawal.

Mr Ridgeway (A.K.A "The Ridge") has the biggest nerd hunch in the history of the world, on account of he is Braemar College's resident nerd.

by slinki_malinki April 18, 2006

gunnel hunch

Defecating over the side, the gunwale (pronounced "gunnel"), of a boat so as to avoid unnecessarily stinking up the head (the boat's bathroom). The gunnel hunch is considered simple good manners as odors linger on a boat and nobody likes cleaning the head.

This rail on the stern is perfect for holding onto while executing a gunnel hunch. You can use the washdown pump or the sea to clean yourself up afterwards.

by LuvMyRedDog December 15, 2008

Homo Hunch

Someone that you think could possibly be a homosexual.

"Call me crazy, but I got a strong homo hunch that Gary has feelings for Tod"

by Led Sub November 14, 2009