A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is when you are banging a girl on the beach and you pull your slong out of her, then proceed to get sand stuck to your penis. Once your penis is fully coated in a layer of course sand you then forcefully penetrate you womans anal canal whilst she remains unaware. Due to the sudden shock of a sandy peen in her butt she will thrust her head forward poking her tongue out much like an iguana's reaction when scared.
Bro I gave Sandy such a Rusty Iguana last week, she's still getting grains out as she poops.
Boobs that point different directions.
Jennas boobs look like iguana boobs
Estas Borracho? Iguanas ranas! (are you drunk? same here)
a man with massive amounts of pubic hair, so much so that all you can see is the head of his penis.
My sister walked in my room when i was wanking and said "Oh my god look at his hairy iguana!"
Chill iguana is a word to describe a person's state of being. Because iguanas are cold blooded, if they chill for too long they will surly die.
"hey, how you doing?" "I'm a chill iguana, you?" (I am dying/dead, how about you?)
Another term for weed. A pun on words used in South America to mention marijuana. Also a popular South American band, member of the cumbia villera style.
Klaus is having a conversation with Mary the Iguana, don't talk to him he is so stoned. A: Have you listened to Mary the Iguana? B: r u nuts? those fuckin' asses deserve to die!!!!!!