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Relationship

Relationship is when two people can publicly kiss without getting drunk

Person 1: you kissed with a girl the other day, are you in relationship? Person 2: no, we were just drunk

by Dowel January 28, 2020

relationshipness

either how long two romantically involved parties have been connected with one another and/or the degree of affection shown between two said parties.

Jordyn: 351 hours and 34 minutes. Stella: Is that how long yours and Katies relationshipness is?

by radadadada November 12, 2010

Relationship

rɪˈleɪʃ(ə)nʃɪp/ noun Having the right to touch someone else’s butt

Person 1: *touches butt* Person 2: “Thaaaaats ma butt” Person 1: “Uhhh yeah. We’re in a relationship now??” Person 2: -__- really

by D0ubletake February 20, 2018

Relationship

When two people are in a mutual agreement that they will only be intimate, flirty and loving with each other. Also known as boyfriend and girlfriend. No other persons shall be involved in this relationship. It is between two people only.

"I love brad, that's why we're in a relationship"

by Liliantroder25 March 27, 2016

Relationship

A bunch of obligations that two people have for each other that make both of them feel worse about themselves.

To quote the majority of the song "Piss Off" by the Arrogant Sons of Bitches (A break-up song): "P-I-S-S-O-F-F-Hey! I remember way back when, When I wanted you to be mine. And now that I've kind of had you, I wonder was it all just a waste of time? And did it make sense jumping into something Knowing that I'd get hurt? I don't know, but my boss thinks not, It makes me less productive at work! And all my friends told me "look out!" 'Cause you were treating me like shit! I swallowed my pride and bit my tongue, And I thought nothing of it! I blame relationship's termination For why things are never fine. I've dreaded this moment from the day we met: We have to say goodbye! Now all I do is pine and smoke With all my friend. I regret not moving on Even though I said I did, Fuck, shit, dammit. How many times do I have to call you Just because you call me first? You see, we're nothing together But a bunch of obligations That just make me feel worse! So why was I the last to know When you ride some other guy? And why should I have even cared That night you said you cried? My stomach threw up my daily nutrition And your anti-morals robbed me blind. I loved you, and you blew it, And you broke your own heart. So eat this last goodbye! Piss off: this is the last goodbye." Relationship.

by Daniel Plainview123 August 29, 2009

Relationship

The ability to put up with someone else's bullshit, Usually of the opposite sex, For a long period of time

My relationships usually don't last over 2 years.

by яıттa~❥ October 16, 2017

Relationshipable

Someone who is good for a realtionship. One capable of being in a realtionship.

Even though Roger is in a Frat, he is still relationshipable.

by jalizabeth March 27, 2009