A fork of Rural Dictionary
(noun) An unfortunate combination of male ejaculate and feces.
(verb) When a man excretes semen and feces simultaneously.
Anyone experiencing such a disturbing occurrence should consult a doctor immediately.
Guy: "Hey bitch, I got summin kinky for you."
Girl: "Oh baby, let's do it."
Guy: "I'm going to jizzle aaaaalllll over you."
Girl: "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!"
from the word Jizz commonly used to refer to semen. jizzlings are that sweet aphrodisiacs made by removing the centre of a strawberry and filling it to the brim with that sweet white sticky stuff dat comes outta ur schlong and savoury it with a touch of pimp juice. hmmmm... yumyum!!.....
Gotta Love Those Jizzlings!
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