Country Dictionary

A king size joint roll to be enjoyed during a long session as a personal or in a party.

Yo, I'm bout to roll a jon in dis bitch.
its been a minute since i blazed a jon son.

(used mostly in massachusetts) the squad's word for alcohol, alcoholic drinks (jons), drinking (jonning), or to be drunk.

the party was crazy last night, i was so jon!

A faggot that steals everyones food

Mom: a made a pizza!

*jon eats it all*

A big cuddly panda bear type animal originally from malaysia but often seen habitating in the deep regions of 'wales'. enjoys nothing more than; fancy ties, telling people about his fancy ties, being angry and loving all things welsh.

that jons looks so hugable, i would give him hugs more often if he wasn't so angry and hugging other welshies.

A re-rack in beer pong in which 5 cups are racked in two parallel lines. Originated at FSU

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Used to describe an object, person, basically anything that the speaker likes or enjoys. May be derived from joint. In heavy use in the Philadelphia area.

a. That movie's the jon!
b. I saw my cousin the other day - he's my jon.
c. That jon is hot!

Cumbersome (difficult to deal with due to size and weight). Is also a big dick.

The movers said that the piano is very jon.