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This move requires the active participation of you, a camera, one unconscious individual, and a damned good friend. Pull your pants down to your ankles and position your ass hole about 6 inches away from the unconscious person’s face. Then give them a sharp smack in the face (they have to be sleeping on their back for this to work). When he wakes and raises his head in disorientation, your friend snaps a quick Polaroid of him tossing your salad. Definitely recommended when the victim has already spent time in prison as a prom queen

Exclamation of disbelief.

From the song "Stuart," by The Dead Milkmen: Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

Exclamation of disbelief.

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows where the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

An exlamation of disgust or alarm

"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! That capsized truck was carrying a freezer full of livers to the hospital, what a mess!"

when a person is getting out of line or having an attitude

Yo, shortie you jumpin out yo body! I'ma have to get in that ass.

An exclamation shouted by spectators when one successfully uses a "pump-fake" to make his/her opponent jump to attempt to block it. Usually there is actually very little joy involved on the part of the person who was "schooled".

Offense: *pump fake* Defense: *jumps to block it, realizes there's nothing to block, comes back down* Crowd: "OOOOOOOH He Got You Jumpin For Joy, Dog, He got You Jumpin!"

The act of doing 69 in the standing position while jumping increasingly higher just before orgasm. The prostitute or wife uses a Fleshlight on his penis until just prior to orgasm when she deep throats his junk. Optional: Advanced sex partners will time it so that BOTH cum at the same time and he gets a nice facial spritzer

The old lady and I were were on a cruse ship and decided to get real and I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum. She just loves it now