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A giant Asian guy with a huge ballsack and likes to dip it into people's mouths. Has a gigantic ego and is also a thot and loves to roll around in pig shit. His real Asian name usually starts with "X". Very beautiful face with a giant dick. He is uncircumcised and has masturbated once in the shower. He thought about his girlfriend Millie (who has been to jail) while doing it and made a huge load
Guy 1: OMG that is Kelvin! I wish he would bone me!
Guy 2: He did bone me and left a huge load in me!
Basically just better than a Juan in everything.
Kelvin A substitute for amazing
a guy that loses to nahian in basketball
*nahian scores on moe*
HAHAHA MOE YOU FUCKING KELVIN!
A short bitch that likes to get fucked in the ass by randy and his Mexico
Randy: kelvin coming over here and get this dick
Destroying something to the point it will never be able to recover.
Kelvin Sampson found a way to ruin Indiana University Basketball. Once a proud program, turned into the laughing stock of the Big Ten.