A fork of Rural Dictionary
Kristians are usually people that don't tolerate BS. He is most likely a bigger kid than most with big and brod shoulders. He is caring, loving, and self tolerant. Some Kristians have a problem staying clean, they don't like cutting there nails, there hair. Or even washing there hair. They usually hate school, but love working in physical ways. He usually lives in what I call the middle off nowhere, in between a small town and a city, where there is no signs of people. Loves being outside and loves strolling around. Kristan will just stroll around at school and doesn't care what other people think. And always has a huge crush on some, but will never admit it. I am a Kristian, these are the things that represent me.
Dude 1. Hey have you seen that weirdo Kristian. Dude 2. Ya he is really strange. " Kristian walks by" Kristian. Whatever. Keeps walking
Kristian is a loving brother who is always there for you if you need him he has the best friends and he's great at soccer he has a great sense of humour but when you puss him off you will usuallyend up in a hospital especially if you rude to any of his siblings or friends
Omg have u seen Kristian he's sooo hot
Kristian... a GIRL who is beautiful and very much talented. Hated by MANY and loved bye MANY! Very much hard to understand. Feels no need of help from anyone, very independent 🤌🏾. Very much MeAn and like to be left alone.. lol! NEVER TELLS YOU A LIE NO MATTER THE OUTCOME, she does not care about your feelings😂... if your hair just isn’t looking right SHE WILL TELL YOU! Someone you can count on to keep her word! A friend who won’t sugar coat anything,WHICH IS BEST FOR YOU! Oh... and hates the word ✨no✨!
The biggest goon of them all. Trappin and scrappin. Swagged up to the top and based till the death. Everyone loves him no matter what. He satisfies the ladies and pulls like, Tug-Of-War. No one can come close to being a, "Kristian". He's one of a kind and hard to find, so if you see one around, tell them hello. A "Kristian" is rather social, funny, smart, outgoing, and athletic. Just don't get him confused on bad days, otherwise, you'll be squabbin with him. Don't mess with his Polo Ralph Lauren and you'll be really good friends. All in all, he's the bestestfriend you'll ever meet and someone you want to be around.
Omaigawd it's, Kristian, I'm blessed! Have you seen his swag? Have you seen that Ralph Lauren? He be pullin. Goon shit.
A beautiful, smart, sexy girl. She loves food and loves music. Sometimes she is sexually but not always. Guys always want her and drool over her. Girls wish they were her. People love her.
Guy #1: Kristian is so fine. Guy #2: I'd fuck the shit outta her. Guy #1: No she's mine. Back the hell up Guy #2: But she's so fine like bro. Guy #1: I'm gonna fuck the shit outta Kristian tonight