A fork of Rural Dictionary
British slang defining the result when one manages to get rid of the entire contents of their rectal passage in one go, without splitting the fecal matter in any place or having to do 'seconds' (where there is more than one log).
"Scott managed to squeeze off a full length on Monday."
When a person who is very lengthy and\or really good at something
James crossed the every living fuck out of Matthew and then slam cammed on Jacob and shouted "Team length" to prove his superiority .
It is a lenghty Chilly CHesse DOg with fries on the top.
Wanna come by my house my bomie made a length monster for the both of us.
The spacing between vehicles , when you are trying to pull into traffic. It is approximately too close to pull out and too far apart for you to actually get to where you are going on time. ie. 1/2 to 3/4 of a Yugo car length.
15 trucks in a row, all going a douche length. Well might as well settle down until the incest pride parade goes past.
when you see someone youd'e like to fuck
look at that slut, shes worth a length
A general unit of measurement used to describe relatively long objects. The opposite of a c-hair.
'When installing the underground sprinkler system, John used a half a cock length of pipe to get from the garage to the curb."
the slipping of a vicars manhood
i was once a choir boy, until the good reverend slipped me his reverends length