A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sensation you get after licking a hemorrhoid filled asshole.
The Matt Lester was amazing last night
Phillip Michael Lester is a British youtuber from Rossendale, England. His birthday is January 30th, 1987. On his youtube channel (AmazingPhil) his videos generally contain vlogs or funny sketches about daily life, competitions and are often collaberations with his flatmate and fellow youtuber Dan Howell. The pair also present a BBC Radio 1 show. Many of Phil's fans (Philions/Phillions) ship the two in an unfortunately fake relationship called 'Phan' most likely due to their adorable-y cute friendship. On the 6th of July 2013 he reached 1 million youtube subscribers, which is still constantly growing.
(Conversation starter) "So, I heard you ship Phan?" *creepy smile* "Do you think Phil Lester will ever wear matching socks?"
“Lester is spying on us through the cameras!” “Lester the Molester back at it again”
Dan Howell's "best friend" and flatmate, actual meme lord See also Dan Howell
"Phil Lester! You're a genius!" -Dan Howell
The pedophile who lives next door and touches you every morning. He also has fifteen fourteen year old french girls in his basement.
Moe Lester touched me yesterday he told me not to tell anyone.
-a person who is loved , caring and most of all trustworthy;
He is like john lester.