A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of sexually engaging with a female. Usually used to emphasize the female’s attractiveness. Used most often on animated characters.
Bro, she may not be best girl, but I’d totally lob her.
As in, 'I'd lob one in there.' Measured up and judged to be worth fucking without regret. Generally - a judgement affixed to a woman by a man - while not within her earshot. Spoken between bros or their cross cultural equivalents.
Jimmy Three Beers: 'Ewwwey! Carmen's sister's lookin' kinda' hot tonight. Would you tap that ass?' Big Carl: 'Mmmm. Yeah. I'd lob one in there.'
A useless idiot just like a boy named bill cross
That druggy boy bill cross is such a lob
slang term for Red Lobster. Coined and often used by employees. See "red lobster" definition 4, for more details.
Employee/torturee 1: "What's going on at the lob?" Employee/torturee 2: "We had a 12 top consisting of 2 adults and 10 kids, who insisted on sitting in a booth, then stiffed their waiter."