Country Dictionary

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Wet lonnie

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass, then stick that finger in their ear.

Oh it’s cool if you stick your finger in my ear but please don’t give me a wet Lonnie

by Mrritter June 02, 2019

Lonnie Syndrome

A mental condition which causes a person to repeatedly pull a lonnie, or act like a lonnie.

That poor kid.... that boy has the Lonnie Syndrome

by phantom_x1986 August 11, 2006

Dirty lonnie

When you're an xbox player that loves big dicks in ya ass while your teammates yell words of encouragement through the headset.

Yo lonnies taking dicks while online again. "Yeah that's just dirty lonnie."

by Crackyaback April 03, 2020

Florida Lonnies

Generally but not limited to a homosexual deadbeat that makes his way through the slummiest of motels Tends to beat woman and children regularly can’t hold a job and uses drugs as much as possible.

When all the Florida Lonnies went South our town became a pleasant place to live again!

by Realdealtruegang100 October 27, 2020

Lonnie BEMMIMGFIELD JUNIOR

Another word for only Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq February 27, 2025

Little Lonnie

A penis that is the size of a man’s big toe. A man with a Little Lonnie is often referred to as Lonnie, which is typically accompanied by little man syndrome.

His cock was the size of his big toe, so I told him he had a Little Lonnie

by Phillip McCooter May 06, 2020