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Mammy nun

Humanoid creature with dark skin, swollen potato-shaped head, duck bill, and medieval religimous costumery growing out their body. Mammy nuns are more or less undestructible.

The Mammy Nuns were created by feeding mashed potatoes contaminated with synthetic mutagens to San Quentin prison inmates.

Coined by Frank Zappa in the early eighties for his bizarre rock opera, "Thing-Fish".

Mike's fashion-sense-challenged girlfriend dresses like a mammy nun.

by Ronly Bonly Jones March 07, 2005

ya mammy

a way to rely to a insult

Bob:you so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped yo motha then turned around and slapped yo daddy

Tom:ya mammy

by lil' romeo's wifey December 24, 2005

Mammy Slap

- Slapping your partner's face with your breasts in a side-to-side manner.

We were progressing northbound when she Mammy Slapped me and my freaking molar popped out. Spent the next few minutes scrambling around looking for my tooth on the futon before re-banging.

by pribulkatwins October 02, 2010

MAMMY TAPPER

A "clean" way to say "mother fucker". First heard in the Atlanta area.

Look here, you mammy tapper...you'd better watch out!

by g-magic July 07, 2006

cock-a-mammie

used to qualify an attitude or remark as blend of stupid and childish

she gave us a cock-a-mammie story of how she got fired

by Doubya September 15, 2007

mammy's boy

adjective to describe a male in his 30s who is still living at home with his mother. A phenomenon common in, but not unique to Ireland..

role model Daniel O'Donnell, Eoin Mc Lovely

my brother he's a real mammy's boy

by Mary D November 23, 2005

Mammy Van

A car or truck operated by a hot mom. Usually caring 2 or more other hot moms of different racial varieties, on their way to the hot mom spa.

-Damnnnn Yo peep dat Mammy Van!

-Oh fo sho, You'd be boxing some serious soul food AND seoul food!!!

by Dante C.K December 18, 2010