A fork of Rural Dictionary
A retarded method of assessment used by universities to fuck their students up and give them cancer.
Person 1: "Hey have you done the Maple TA yet?" Person 2: "Nah mate, I don't want to get cancer from that shit yet."
A substitute for Canadians or people who once lived in Canada.
Man 1: I saw that your daughter is dating an Irish guy Man 2: Yeah but I'd take that over her dating a maple nigger any day.
When a man dips his testiculs into some maple syrup and then drop there testiculs into there partners mouth.
Joey gave Zoey a Maple Walnut.
That weird gooey liquid that bleeds out of most Canadians when you cut them open.
PASS THE MAPLE SYRUP HUDSON. WHAT, WE'RE OUT? WELL, I'LL GO GRAB THE MOOSE ANTLERS. EH
something that has to be on the table before the pancakes
"Maple syrup has to be on the table before the pancakes." -Rain Man,1988
An offensive term that stereotypes Canadians in a negative way
Look at that guy with the toonie, what a maple moocher.
When someone eats so much food that they can barely walk and have to throw up insanely.
My friend ate so much that he was about to pull a shady maple!