A fork of Rural Dictionary
Zach: Hey Jeff, check out the Mary Poppins on that one!
Jeff: I'd love to squeeze 'em together and make a Mary Poppin!
(1) A purse containing everything but the kitchen sink!
(2) A purse that one must pull out the strangest items in order to get to what they're looking for.
(3) A purse that is tiny, but apprears to hold huge amount of items in it.
(4) A purse one must dump out the entire contents of to get one small item out.
I got stuck behind a woman with a Mary Poppins Purse at the supermarket. This crazy lady had to take out everything in her purse just to get to her wallet. She had playing cards, toothpaste, hand sanitizer, dental floss, 3 bottles of pills, and whole lot of other junk just dumped on the counter. It was a small purse, too. I can't believe it holds all that stuff!
A psychological disturbance, usually starting in childhood, wherein a person eats teaspoons of sugar back to back, practices telekinesis in order to clean up their room and periodically jumps off rooftops holding an open black umbrella.
It first became apparent to me at about the age of 12, as my parents were divorcing, that I was suffering with a deeply rooted and seriously advanced case of Mary Poppins Syndrome!
when you have to give da hoe, a spoon full of sugar, to get da hoe to go down to the pork sword. (to go downtown on ya)
I had to, "Mary Poppins that hoe" to get it right.
An exotic dancer who not only has a banging ass body but also lays it straight wit the advice, and she does for free
Yo i was over at the pink oyster and i found this Mary Poppins stripper, i mean shit she was cool as hell and gave me relationship advice for free.
Titties that are perfect in everyway.
Damn, that girl I went home with last night had Mary Poppins titties!
Similar to wizard's sleeve. A lady's genitals which, while possibly seeming regular, are able to accomodate an unfeasably large volume of items.
"she looked tight, but once i was inside it was like mary poppins' luggage"