Country Dictionary

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mell of a hess

a very difficult situation (the spoonerism is usually deliberate)

It sure looks like they got themselves into a mell of a hess.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2011

Melling Hellcat

A Sports Car Produce by Al Melling in Rochdale, Lancs, UK.
The car is street legal and has more power than a buggati Veyron, 270 mph top speed and hits 60 under 2 seconds.

Melling hellcat is the fastest road legal car produced... ever

by Jamima fuck a duck January 10, 2010

Melling

Good bloke, funny, likes a curry, Presidential material, oh and a well endowed...

What a Melling, he'll be the 1958 Society President one day.

by Jotham1976 July 04, 2017

Melling

Moulding together. In an great relationship holding each other tight. Hugging each other with passion.

I was Melling my wife last night!

by My definitions are correct October 24, 2017

Melling

**Melling (noun)**: A term describing a gay warrior from Thebes who embodies bravery, love, and passion. Melling represents a deep commitment to both personal identity and romantic affection, often engaging in acts of valor that celebrate love openly and unapologetically. He is characterized by his vibrant spirit, courage in expressing his emotions, and dedication to creating a world where love knows no boundaries.

As a proud Melling, he marched through the streets of Thebes, unapologetically waving the rainbow flag in celebration of his love and identity.

by Realnobobydude January 11, 2025

Melling

The melling shall never be spoken of. He was first recorded in the 12th centuary as a hard working slave for the chinese empire. Later he escaped but only after decades of years in captivity. He also went through daily torture after he tried attempting to escape. This definatly changes a man. After he escaped he lived in the sibarian mountains. Legand says he became insane and wanted revenge on the people who brought him discomfort. Many decades later, 21 centuary infact, people to this day have stories of strange sounds and a feeling of someone watching them. 200 chinese people have gone missing in these mountains.

"The melling shall never be spoken of" - Japanese samurai

by Thelegand269 November 19, 2019

Melled

when you fucked up your family/fucking up your family/ a person that fucks up the family

Ive only gone and melled my family man, Im right melling my family, You can call me mel.

by ksjhhnjhduigfjijgrg August 31, 2023