A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A yellow, round and juicy fruit that is usually about the size of a football. It is commonly sliced up and de-seeded before serving. There are quite a few variants of the fruit including the popular water melon
"Im hungry man. You got anything in your fridge?" "Not really. I think there might be some water melon in there though"
Verb To consistently move your hand up and down your pee pee and make you go cummy cummy Yo wank
My friend melonates on a regular basis.
When used as an adjective, Melon is an insult. However, it is used mainly in a joking sense. If one wants to offend someone or have a comeback, melon is not very suited to this. Used as a Noun, Melon (or most commonly Melons) can be a slang word for breasts. Synonyms for Melon are words such as nob and dumbfuck.
Student A: I forgot to bring my test preparation papers. Student B: Of course you did ya Melon.
Melone the purple-haired twink. He wears a leather bodysuit and tries to fuck every person he comes into contact with. He has a Stand that impregnates women (BabyFace)
Ghiaccio: Why is Melone tryna fuck everyone? Illuso: Who cares, he's hot
A melon is a word typically used to describe someone who has done or said something stupid.
John: Oh no I just shit my pants. Harry: Wow you are a melon.