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Milkshake

Jerking off with cum as your lube.

I did the milkshake last night.

by Pp poopoo man March 02, 2021

Milkshake

When 2 or more people jizz in their hand and proceed to shake the other's hand with jizz still intact on the other's hand.

Me and John gave each other a milkshake after a good circle jerk

by JordanThaMan7 October 07, 2017

Milkshaking

(n) When a person orders a Milkshake of any flavor from any restaurant in an attempt to dump it on somebody. (Most notably political figures) (Past/Present/Future tense: Milkshaked/Milkshaking/Milkshake)

Person 1: Did you hear Carl Benjamin got Milkshaked a few days ago?
Person 2: Yeah, I was planning on Milkshaking him at his next speech.

by AxolotlLinguini May 19, 2019

milkshake

It's a fucking milkshake. Vanilla Ice Cream, Milk, and a syrup of choice. Usually chocolate for me. Mixed together into one delicious drink. Nothing perverted mama!

We just had a delicios milkshake from Wally's Drive in!

by Jason Chisholm May 01, 2007

Milkshaking

The practice of pouring a dairy-based beverage (mainly a milkshake) on a right-wing political figure in protest of their beliefs.

"Is Nigel Farage in town?"

"Yeah, why?"

"I'm going milkshaking then..."

by Dredex May 21, 2019

Milkshake

Would you people shut the hell up about that milkshake song!? You've mentioned it *counts* 9 TIMES, I think we get it. Sillies, a milkshake is a tasty treat you get by mixing ice cream with milk..or something. Yummers!

^Look up retard^

by Tifa November 25, 2003

Milkshake

yo all r really stupid...

a girl's milkshake.. is "the way she carries her shit".. her walk, her ass, her body, whatever makes her hott.... her "stuff

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

by boombasticbitch November 27, 2003