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Mat Morbid

1. A craddle robbing hoe 2. usually has a big gap 3. doesn't brush teeth 4. sceenie weenie 5. ugly

"Ew dude, did you go out with a Mat Morbid chick?!"

morbid kittie

a sexy female with a hott sexy attitude. she usually has an amazing body with gorgeous eyes. big boobs usually ranging from 34 D-DD. everyone wants to tap it and handle it. her name is usually kat, kathy, or kathleen.

that girl is a cute lil morbid kittie!

by morbidangel5150 August 01, 2008

land of morbid obesity

Most of America, especially the south, denoted by lack of bike lanes/sidewalks and a pleuthera of fast food shit holes, not so much in places where there are mountains, nice beaches, and walking cities (like New York)

every time i go to the land of morbid obesity I see my health insurance rates skyrocketing

by Paul S.W. November 16, 2006

Morbid-keeping

Morbid-keeping, also known as morbid keeping, or morbidkeeping, is a form of gate keeping used commonly across the internet. It's etymology is a combination of the word "Morbid" And "Gatekeeping" It's used on videos that have something morbid, scary, or distressing, and when a person asks for context, and instead of giving actual context, the response will be morbidkeeping, used in phrases such as: "You don't wanna know, oh the horror...", " You poor soul..." "You don't wanna know man"

A random popular streamer: "Guys, I'm trying to find the source for this but it's all just morbid-keeping replies!"

by ayochadbeat December 08, 2023

morbid ending

A means of ending a sexual encounter by asphyxiation

on a recent visit to a prostitute she offered a morbid ending but I declined and took a happy ending instead.

by kennyrogers June 06, 2015

morbid facts

A fact video on TikTok or YouTube Shorts by user con_spiracy about “morbid facts” or facts about things that are unsettling or gross.

Morbid facts, part 241. According to sources, around 150 people die each year from sticking a fork in a toaster.

by nycrailfanproductions November 27, 2023

explosive behavioral morbidity disorder

Explosive behavior morbidity disorder (EBMD) is a behavioral disorder that is found in adults that are immature and persistently destructive to their own lives and the lives of others. The symptoms of EBMD are characterized by deliberate, explosive, and aggressive behaviors such as yelling, verbal abuse, entitlement, and physical violence toward others They also take no responsibility for their actions and have no remorse for their actions and are often called "adult babies" or "infantile adults" because they act like children.

The adult population has been suffering from explosive behavioral morbidity disorder because they can't get their way.

by Type2GenomeManiac December 17, 2022