A fork of Rural Dictionary
The excruciating, fiery aftermath of devouring excessively spicy foods—like wings slathered in ghost pepper sauce—when the flames don’t just stay in your mouth but travel through your digestive system, culminating in a burning ring of pain around your anus during bowel movements. It’s a fiery experience so intense, Frodo himself wouldn’t dare try to destroy this ring.
• Alex: "Bro, those inferno wings were insane last night!" Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!" • "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."
When you want to perform the act of murder, but then you realize that murder is illegal, so you mordor them instead.
“OMG did you hear what Ryan did” “yes let’s MORDORRRRR him”
A place that can only be entered with a degree of difficulty.
Guy who dies in everything: "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume."