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Evil Closet Munki

1. The monkey that lives in your closet, but not. 2. That kid from WtW who is way too obsessive over Family Guy. 3. Throws Junpei porn at people. 4. Boy who says, "PENIS!" a lot.

"That Evil Closet Munki is a freak!"

by evilclosetmunki January 02, 2005

Fuck Yo Munkie

Fat ass bitches and skinny white sluts. Cocaine, coke, snow, crack. Bastard fishes stole my bowl of wishes, i wish i could grouw a beard. If I had a beard, I would grow and manage a mushroom farm. I'd grow my own herb.

Dude- Bro, I licked your mom's ear. Bro- Dude, Fuck Yo Munkie Dude- Dont hate, man. We're just friends Bro- Well, I cant afford another dick on the table.

by iamyouduck November 30, 2009

Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son

that crazy person who think they all that smart junk

{in a come back} u a Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son shut up!!! {when tlking about someone} yea she a Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son.

by aCt!!On JaCkSoN December 09, 2007

Munkie

Derogatory term for a Model United Nations kid (MUNK).

"Those Munkies are ruining our alt-history roleplay."

by R. S. di Spadini February 22, 2024

Munky

Munky is a god of the monkeys and will someday rule the universe

Someday I want to be a munky so I can tell people what to do

by Scooty8585 December 21, 2019

munky

An oceanic Fortnite player who is a fucking idiot

why did you rush me you fucking munky

by xpinchh December 06, 2018

Junky Munky

A junky monkey is a kid high on prime.

The kid became a junky munky after he saw that the prime was on discount.

by DiddlyDeez September 30, 2023