A fork of Rural Dictionary
Stands for "Not actual boyfriend". For a situation where the couple is between the "friends with benefits" and "official" stage. Either one or both of them are not comfortable with being called "official", yet everyone knows they are seeing each other, they are exclusive, and they do some couple-like things. They may not yet go on dates, however.
"Hey Karissa, did your nab finally decide he wants the label even though it's been 3 months?" "Hey, what are you doing on tinder, aren't you exclusive?" -Emily "Yeah, but like we're not REALLY dating yet..."-Karissa
NAB stands for: Nosey Ass Bitch
My neighbor is such a frickn NAB! She peeks through the cracks of our fence to see what we are doing. You can't even come home from the store without that NAB spying on us! One of these days I'm gonna freak that NAB out! When we need to give eachother a heads up because she's outside we say, oh NAB so she doesn't know we are on to her.
Function (n.) - Abbreviation meaning "Negligible at Best" (the misuse of the word negligible to mean negligent in this context is deliberate). To be used when someone is being an unfavourable character, doing something unfavourable, or when someTHING is unfavourable.
"My final exams are coming up and I have a shit load to study, it's nab."