A fork of Rural Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
a.k.a SEBI HICKMAN
Not a real person.
1) Someone who exists in Facebook statuses and photo albums, but not in real life. If you log off, they stop existing, kind of like how monsters go away when you turn on the lights.
2) Someone who many talk about but few have seen. Tends to pop up fleetingly in social gatherings, only to disappear again. Sightings are rare and usually unconfirmed, like the Yeti or Loch Ness Monster.
As far as celebrities go, Bill Murray is the biggest NARP in Hollywood.
A Narp is someone who is a sexy god in which no one can resist them. Mostly irresistible physically.
Have you seen Ross lately? He's such a Narp!
Narp is a deep, meaningful word, which can mean many things...
Calling for attention is one..
Cool people use it to express themselves, kind of how a baby cries for food, but a word for adults.
Narp! Narp! Over here!
Narp! I am hungry