Country Dictionary

When something isn't funny at all but is somehow hilarious.

That joke that he told about incest made me laugh so hard. It was like the New England faggots.

A football team that contains every black person in New England.

Every black person in New England is on the Patriots

A resident of New England with that Old Money. Usually resides in a suburb of Boston but has a summer or winter house in one or more of the following locations: Nantucket, Marthas Vineyard, at the base of any N.E. ski resort, Kennebunkport or on the Cape. Graduate or attendee of a New England prep school and currently works for father or owns a company bought with family money.

John F. Kennedy was a supreme New England Gangster.

Most fortune 500 CEO's or VP's

When a snowstorm or series of snowstorms hit the New England region causing buildings to collapse under the weight of the accumulated snow. Thus the end result of the collapsed building is the same of that as an earthquake.

That Nor'easter sure did a total. It seems like after all these storms, a New England Earthquake hit and destroyed the buildings.

The act of dressing up in one's best apparel before commencing sexual intercourse, or during sexual intercourse. Tuxedo's, gowns, dresses, suits, etc....

Steve held a New England Social at his apartment.

A large, mouthful sized bite out of a piece of food.

"Someone just took a New England bite out of that muffin and then just left it on the table."

A crumpled up Dunkin Donuts bag (litter) blowing and tumbling in the wind.

Yo check that shit out! That’s a New England Tumbleweed if I’ve ever seen one!