A fork of Rural Dictionary
when shit leaves streak marks inside the toilet bowl from it being so shitty
i just took a crayola shit. wanna seeeeeeeeeeee
A girl who others see her as the one who would masturbate with a crayola marker in their spare time.
Man, She is such a crayola girl! How do you know? You can just tell dude.
Filthy Crayola (fil-thee kray-ol-a) v. 1). The act of drawing on your partners face with a fecal covered penis...often a direct result of ensuing rectal intercourse even though she had to pinch a hairy loaf but failed to warn you.
Jane was such a skank. She wanted me to punch her baloon knot so bad...so I rooted her colon only to pull out and have skat all over my meat hammer. As a punishment, I ran my 'Filthy Crayola' across her pretty face.
Same as "shit from shinola", but a little softer sounding.
You don't know crap from crayola.
A most amazing place to go young or old, located in PA. Lots to do, and crazy ass shit in their gift shop that you'd never find in a store, (like spider writers.) You also get free markers that are made while you sit and watch.
guy 1 "Dude someone stole my effin baby blue twistable erasable 2 in 1 marker/pencil" guy 2 "DID you get it from the Crayola Factory??" guy 1 "yes :(" guy 2 "*sighs*"
Is when 5 men, perferrably in their 40's, sit in a cave and after listening to David Koresh'es teaching on audio cassette tapes, dye there penises opposing colors for initiation into their bridge club.
Token Black Guy #1 "I think having a crayola cock-pit is the best thing John Cusack has done, with his actin career." Token Black Guy #2 "For sheezee"
Only the cools kids would have this shit in school
Guy: I have the 124 crayola pack of crayons Girl: seggs now