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OFF

Acronym - Only Friend Forever. For those who really don't have the need to select a BFF. Generally considered somewhat derogatory.

Bob: "Wadda ya think Jane's up to tonight?" Tom: "The usual, hangin' with her OFF Mary." Mary: "Wadda ya think Bob and Tom are up to tonight?" Jane: " Hangin' with each other. They're OFFs."

by CatDogDad March 25, 2009

OFFS

Oh For Fuck Sake

OFFS! Can you believe it's illegal to buy beer in Minnesota on Sundays??

by LittleDuke June 01, 2015

OFFS

Oh For Fuck's Sake! OFFS is an acronym, mostly used online and in text lingo, that you can also sound out phonetically I suppose, but it's probably best just to use it in writing, text, online, etc. If you say it out loud, go ahead and say the whole thing. An exclamation that requires reference to more sake, or at least a different flavor of sake, than what good old Saint Pete can provide and, presumably, not as much sake as the Xtian messiah would rate. If we're going to blaspheme and invoke a holy sake, let's drop an F-bomb in there for emphasis. Related idioms: "Here we go again." "You've got to be shitting me!" and "Fercryinoutloud!"

OFFS, look at what Bartholomew is doing now, the poor guy is wearing his white coveralls after Labor Day! It's a rural fashion crime.

by CJRogue July 09, 2015

OFF

acronym for "on four friendly".. refers to a girl that looks like she's definitely a slut and would look pretty good on all four.

"dude what do you think of john's girlfriend? yeap.. she's DEFINITELY off material!"

by manisero February 02, 2009

OFF

"O" the closing of a transistor on a computer terminal, the output path the transistor sends. the ON is the "I" or Input, in which the transistor is opened and continues to send data and electricity. this applies to any electronic device.

"lets turn off the lightswitch" "lets turn it on" "why dont you fuck off?"

by Maxx January 12, 2004

OFF

Old fart Friday. When you go to a restaurant or store on Friday and there are mostly old people in the place.

A: ugh there are so many old people here B: I know it's OFF here.

by JLG97 October 10, 2011

on/offs

slang term for sex. comes from the anime Chobits where the main robot character (Chii) has her on/off switch in her vagina

Hideki does a quick on/off with Chii, leaving them both satisfied and exhausted.

by lalaloo July 04, 2005