A fork of Rural Dictionary
To achieve something or have a good performance.
I saw you get your shit off on the football field. Ran for a 100 yards. I'm on a roll right now, gettin' all my shit off. Guy #1 Nigga I heard you fucked Keisha. Guy #2 Yeah I got my shit off last night.
Describes an something that is quick/fast
The new McLaren goes like shit off a shovel
1. when a decsion or action affects you in no way 2. when you don't give a fuck
guy 1: hey i can use ur computer to check fantasy football guy 2: ya sure, its no shit off my ass
Something you would say to your brother or son when Seinfeld is about to come on.
Turn that shit off, boy, Seinfeld's on in 5 minutes.
Something you would say to your brother or son when
Seinfeld is about to come on. Turn that shit off, boy, hurry before Seinfeld comes on; that show is gay
the act of ejaculating, mostly while having sex or being pleased by a girl, but also by masturbation; the necessity of completing "the task".
"You gotta get your shit off"
As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence. The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.
"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"