A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.An exclusive group of individuals who are "Pro's" and have a Pro card. However, not all card carrying members are on the tour.
2. A person who is "Pro" in general/life
3. Uber exclusive
atn: JV, rookie, or someone who is on the "b-list" of life
*Not at all synonomous with the PGA Tour
Average Joe: "No worries I'm a Pro Lifeguard"
Pro: "Ohh right cuz lifeguards go "pro" do you have a pro card I can see? 'Cuz I know your not on the tour, jerky..."
A couch tour is when you and a group of friends watch, or stream, a live concert from the comfort of your home on the couch. This generally applies for Jam Bands like Phish, The Grateful Dead, Dead and Company, Disco Biscuits, Lotus etc.
Host: Hey guys! The Phish show is streaming tonight, who is coming over to couch tour?!
Friend 1: Of course I'll couch tour with you! You have a decent stream link?
Host: Would I be a true fan if I didn't?
Used in sports as a player or organization that were wronged last season and taking the next up and coming season more serious with games on the schedule of former opponents/ postseason opponents
The team that were blown out by 30 have taken the off-season serious and ready to shock the league with a revenge tour
(New Zealand slang)
1. a sight-seeing journey with no particular destination in mind.
2. taking the scenic route to a destination.
3. to wander aimlessly.
The rellies came over for a visit and I took them on a tiki tour of the city.
We took a wrong turn at Huntly and had to tiki tour through the wop wops to make it back to Hamilton.
The show of the century. The highest-grossing tour EVER. The most impressive stadium tour EVER. An absolute serve. A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE THAT WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE.
OMG, I'M GOING TO THE ERAS TOUR! I'M SO EXCITED!!!
Ever organisation has somewhere that is a real shitty posting. The hostile staff dont work, the city is a crack infested unemployment hellhole, and there is a union rep which attempts to eat managers alive.
Your boss will tell you it's charcter building; he means it will make or break you and everyone else he has sent there has gone AWOL or got out on a Section 8.
-Did you here about Dave?
-No, what's wrong? Didnt he get promotion and moved to Dunfermline?
-Yeah, he is off sick with stress
-Poor guy, imagine getting a Tour of 'Nam
-Let's phone him up and shout "Hey Handjob, Charly's in the wire!"
A phrase, that also doubles as a hashtag, is often used by wannabe musicians who buy their way onto a larger band's tour because they don't have any real fans of their own, besides the thirty friends and family who like their social media posts. "Tour Life" is also used by talentless girls who seek out and date well known musicians and take over their band so they can push their own celebrity agenda.
Bob: "Did you see that douche Andy from the band "Butt" spent his inheritance money to buy onto that huge MegaLife concert?"
John: "Yeah, and he posted sweaty pics of himself standing in front of MegaLife's crowd and used the hashtag #TourLife to show how big of a rockstar he thinks he is.
Bill: "Kristine's boyfriend's band 'EnergyGuy4000' isn't allowed to tour without her band 'Elbow Hi Rat' as the opener. And since they always follow her rules and do what she says, she makes sure to take a tired pic of herself on their tour bus and captions it with "Tour Life" to show how hard she worked for her place in the industry.
Tom: "So that's how she does it."