A fork of Rural Dictionary
A black person. This usage is derived from the regular meaning of " oxymoron " as " a contradiction in terms " by following the thought that " black people " are neither black nor people. There's a secondary connotation from the sound of " oxymoron " that implies something like " stupid person (unnecessarily and undeservedly) breathing air ".
- " I wonder who worked hard to earn the money to pay for that car? " - " It wasn't that oxymoron. "
glassy eyed "good for nothings" who are addicted to oxycontin/oxycodone. they spend their days in dive bars, drinking cheap beer and socializing with other oxymorons, talking mostly about how they can get more pills.
oh yeah, Jack's son is an oxymoron, just like his father, he even took a couple in front of everyone at the bar yesterday!
2 words that contradict each other like its so wonderfuly painful
the greatest oxymoron my teacher tought us was quiet women
Words which loose their meaning through self or mutual negation. Usually in a comical or amusing way. The most unique of the Oxymoron 'words' are the single or paired word oxymorons which attempt to describe a larger subject without actually negating each other but in fact are a 'double negation' of sorts. For these you need only know the actual definition(s) of the root word(s) (as provided by socially legitimized sources of knowledge - I.E., Webster's or Funk and Wagonal's) in its intended use in juxtposition to its actual use in situ.
"Hey! Check out this Urban Dictionary!" (Such oxymoron phrases may be reduced and used in their most basic form, I.E. Urban Dictionary)