A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most random thing ever. Referred to on social media as "the ultimate invention that can do just about anything".
"Hey, have you heard about microwavable paintbrushes? I heard they were very important!"
"What the horcrux is that?"
"Microwavable paintbrushes! I even heard zombies are allergic to them!"
"There's no such thing as zombies, smeg head!"
"Not anymore...."
Dipping your balls in paints, and brushing them over a woman's face.
The Mexican paintbrush I have to that ho was an ivory shade of white I got from home depot.
When a bitch is on all fours, you spread her cheeks, completely flatten your tongue on her clit and lick up until you get to the top of the crack, and go back down to the clit.
Bum-ass Mfer - "Bro i was eatin this bitch pussy from the back givin her a MONGOLIAN PAINTBRUSH."
Me-ass Mfer - "Ew bro youre a bum. Eating pussy makes you a simp because you put your head below the bitch and real men never put themselves below women."
Bum-ass Mfer - "Damn bro you're right. Please fuck my woman the way it should be done and let me watch so I can learn."
An AMAZING character from Inanimate Insanity I love them so much mwa mwa they are so cool and I have no bias towards them at all
Me: Omga did you see the new eninmat ensanetay episode...it like... had paintbrush in it!!1!!1!!! My favorite character!!!1!!1!!!1!!!!1 I <3 Paintbrush Inanimate Insanity so much!!1!
Person 2: You are a loser they aren't even real
Me: Haha you aren't real either lmfaokoo I have no life hahahahahahahahahahhshs
when you put your c*** between a girls tits and blow your load all over her face.
Bob:Hey betty lets try something new tonight.
Betty:Like what?
Bob:Lets do the Indian Paintbrush
the spreading of the butt cheeks, and applying peanut butter in a painting motion.
Aaron, don't let my Golden Retriever close to you! I know your wife just gave you the Peanut Butter Paintbrush!
Many years ago in 2019 GREG went gorilla freak out mode on his amazing, fantastical daughter because she stirred paint with a paintbrush instead of a toothpick while painting mini D&D figurines. A paintbrush toothpick situation is when someone does something small and seemingly unimportant and they get too angry.
Dollar Tree Employee- I saw you dropped that licorice on the ground YOU NEED TO RESPECT MY STORE.
Karen- (walking out the door silently whispers to herself) you should respect me
Dollar Tree Employee- You better not bring your smart-alec a** back to this store again
Molly- Bruh that was such a paintbrush toothpick situation