A fork of Rural Dictionary
Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill
My friend Garrett lacks a penis.
The penis is the male reproduction organ and the reason I believe there is a God. The penis is a remarkable peice of workmanship. Completely thought out - for example, look at the head..it is shaped for easy entry, soft to cushion the blow - it even has a "seam" on the underside to avoid suction. Perfect.
"I simply could not live without a penis..oops,I mean a man"
a soldier's "big gun" that shoots a white bullet into the mothership's black hole.
Jamal was squeemish to hear that his penis had won the war.
what guys use to get satisfaction.
"Mike, i was with my g/f lastnight and she sucked me off so good!" "Thats great,rob, remember i was there though?" "AHH! what he hell where you doing there?" "I was with your g/f too"
-Anything that is strange and mysterious -A comeback to almost any insult -Word used to break the silence
The hell is that?!...its kinda like a...penis! ::insult:: Oh yeah!?.....You have a small penis! ................Penis!