A fork of Rural Dictionary
james: why is the kfc line so big George: its big that's what she said james: please die George: I hate people
people are fish without tails and were invented by a tribe of rabid albino gorillas. people didn't exit until a tree frog licked one of the rabid albino gorillas. The gorillas threw up and spat out the first fish. The fish reproduced and one got sick of being in the water so it just grew legs on the spot and walked on land. Therefore humans are fish.
people are idiots.
some are nice the rest are cunts you sadly have to deal with it
people
If you dont know what people are then why are you here. If you are searching this then you have no life and you need to get out more.
people, what are people
an unnecessary peice of shit on the sidewalk of the planet, not needed by the ecosystem or any other relevant thing, humanity is fucked up and we should all just die.
bird#1: what the fuck did he kill my grandpa for? bird#2: didnt you know people are screwed up in the head?? oh and by the way, sorry for your loss