A fork of Rural Dictionary
A gangly oaf that tends to be found skiving in the gallows
There is a petrol boy at work
Gas lighting, but British
"Oi, are you petrol lighting me bloke? I have half a mind to knock your block off where you stand"
it is petrol in a glass container such as a beer bottle and is filled with sugar to weigh it down and make the fire stick
oi Shaun give us at petrol bomb to throw at that fuckin fenians house
Rhyming slang for "dump" for when you need a shit
Guy 1 "Mate, I need a petrol" Guy 2 "you what?" Guy 3 "petrol pump, dump. . u pillok"
Someone (usually teenage girl) who does’nt have a vehicle of there own and instead is obsessed with someone else’s vehicle
Petrol sniffers always use (boy racers) for there cars
The British version of the infamous Dirty Gas Pump. Starting off with simple tea-bagging, making sure that her nose is between your ass cheeks, and as she is jacking you off, you fart as much as possible.
I know she wants a filthy petrol nozzle when she insists on paying at the local mexican restaurant, but she doesn't tip because she's British.
A petrol station is one of the dirtiest types of parties. It involves all attendees inserting enemas followed by tubes into their anuses. These represent the hoses at a petrol station. When someone feels it coming they scream "PETROL" and swing their tube round in the air.
That was a wild petrol station party last night... I needed 5 showers afterwards!