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Phil Collins

When a man is lying in his back, and gets a hot handy, and cums straight into the air.

I can feel it, cummin in the air tonight!

Hey babe, wanna give me a Phil Collins later?

by Urbancowboy201 August 17, 2023

Phil Collins (drink)

Put about 8 oz of fresh human semen, 2 oz of Parfait Amour and some ice in a shaker. Shake until frothy. If possible, stir with erect male genitalia and pour into a Collins glass. Garnish with male pubic hair. Best served while listening to awful music.

”I’m done man, just give me a Phil Collins (drink). Hold the cheese. What I’m gonna do in the toilet will solve all my problems. Sorry about the bloody mess in advance. One just doesn’t voluntarily listen to Phil Collins without some kinda death wish...”

by LoydMongo January 10, 2019

needs more phil collins

originating in online community we are the music makers, "needs more phil collins" signifies a poignant lack of phil collins in anything you please. usually it can be easily corrected by adding just the right amount of him, be it a jpeg or maybe midi samples of relevant phil collins musical endeavors.

"i'm sorry tue, but your submission for the university art contest needed more phil collins.

perhaps refer to your classmates' submissions. the world is just a better place with appropriate amounts of phil collins."

by tht! tne January 01, 2005

Reverse Phil Collins

Unknown homosexual practice who's precise definition is steeped in mystery.

He reverse Phil Collins 'ed me in a way I've never experienced before.

by Beeftac uk April 27, 2018

Phil Collins

A drummer who is superior to Neil peart in every way. His drumming in Genesis and Brand X far surpasses that of Neil in rush. Phil is basically god at this point, and will never be beaten, except by John Bonham, but even he admits that.

“Phil Collins is better than Neil peart
Yes he is”

by Telegraph_road December 28, 2024

Phil collins

The act of "cuming in the air tonight"

My girl went to switch positions and I Phil Collins all over my room man, it was bad.

by Sir chazzed June 15, 2024