A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you hear something around and look it up and the definition is extremely creepy and/ or illegal.
Random guy: have you heard of Loli? Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.
1. Something a person says when drunk because she is doing and saying very stupid things and does not want the people around her to think she is an idiot/insane/etc. 2. What a drunk girl says because she is paranoid that all her friends secretly hate her and #talkshit about her behind her back like some #frenemies she knew back in high school. When intoxicated, she becomes slightly paranoid about everything, including this, and begs all her friends to not hate her.
1) Mina: *falls down* Young: *catches her* Mina: "Omg I'm so sorry I'm really drunk right now, please don't hate me." Young: "Chill out, no one hates you." 2) Mina: "Please don't hate me." Chris: "I should make a drinking game for every time you say 'please don't hate me.' Mina: "PLEASE DON'T HATE ME PLEASE STILL BE MY FRIEND" Chris: "You worry too much."
What google says when you type wubba lubba dub dub and that it says "did you mean i am in great pain. please help me.
What google says when you type wubba lubba dub dub and that it says "did you mean i am in great pain. please help me.
used when you is in need of help in a funny situation.
o im finna die,help me help me please?!
I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college. I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind. My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't? Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me. Isaiah: ... Me: ... Isaiah: yeah, same.
It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.
"I accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me," Typed me in 6th grade when I was supposed to work on a grammar book.