A fork of Rural Dictionary
Why do Polish People get pissed when you call them by the correct name in the Polish language.
A polish person who is led to believe they are Ukrainian. Usually Migrated to North America. Their parents are usually born in Poland.
Q: So Ulana whats your background? A: Ukrainian Q: Where were your parents born? A: Poland You Confused Polak
the smooth polak is a polish guy who is very smooth. He always says yessss. He should have an italian best friend or else he is not a smooth polak. He usually dances good and has fowhawk. He should be polish and at least knows what pescha means.
An example of The Smooth Polak would be Robert Ambrozy.
A Polish man known for his destructive clumsiness and ridiculous antics.
James tripped over his laundry basket and headbutted a hole in the closet door. Captain Polak strikes again!!!!
Someone having sex with homeless people.
I got one from that dirty polak around the corner.
Stupid dumbass hoe from Pula, she always yells and hits me. Love you <3
#1: Emili Gustović Polak is yelling again... #2: I know she is so annoying.
An index describing the level of "Polak" in a given sentence. Perhaps best used by Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, in a lecture given to a local business school in Scranton.
Business School Student: "How has your Herfindahl index declined since the merger?" Michael Scott: "Nice try. How's your Polak-says-what-index?" Business School Student: "What?" Michael Scott: "Thanks Kowalski"