A fork of Rural Dictionary
What a girl/woman does when she needs to expell gaseous vapours from her bloated intestine
She felt funny after the B-B-Q so she went behind the shed and let out a "poof"
1. A British derogatory term for a homosexual male. 2. A derogatory term for a Christian, usually a Creationist. Comes from the thought that everything was created as it was about ten thousand years ago, thus it would make a giant "poof!" noise such as a magician making a rabbit disappear.
1. I told you George was a poof, he just made a pass at me in the locker room. 2. The poof goes to church regularly on Sundays.